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Lord Randolph or
Jane Markham or
Jo Woolam

 Shiny Bright Chainmaille Bikini

She was a wench and a Goddess of pewter,

She was a Mommy of highest renown,

And when she wore that most lovely creation,

All the men's jaws would drag on the ground ...

(2,3,4 - tell the people what she wore)

CHORUS It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny shiny bright chainmaille bikini

That she wore to the Renaissance Faire

An itsy bitsy teeny weeny shiny bright chainmaille bikini

And underneath she was completely bare!

She worked a booth in the hot summer season,

Selling goblets of high quality,

All the men would come back for one reason,

It was her garb that they wanted to see ...

(2,3,4 - tell the people what she wore)

 

CHORUS

She enjoyed her whole life at the Ren Faire,

Known and loved by her patrons and friends,

And when she heard how we all loved her chainmaille,

She decided she'd wear it again!

(I wanna see more of that thing she wore before!)

 

CHORUS

 

'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini' (c) 1960

 

 

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